I came online wanting to write about some jokes that the kids were telling on Gurmit's Small Talk. But something more interesting caught my eye on T's blog. Heh.

Anyway, in reply...

Gay Researcher: It is true that gays often make out in the gyms, be it in NUS or Orchard Road or any other gyms with gays. I believe the Orchard Road gym that was mentioned on radio refers to the California Fitness Centre at Orchard Building. From what I gather from my sources, the Starbucks and gym at Orchard Building are swamped with gays. Of course, there are unknowing guys who work out there. Gay sex is everywhere. Not only in gyms, but toilets (Westin), gay saunas, etc. Promiscuity and sex seem to be on the top of gay traits. Of course, there are some who are celibate (as in they are gay but do not have sex), and some who practise monogamy. Anyway, while I was doing research for a project, I came across an article that presented empirical evidence showing that both heterosexuals and homosexuals select mates in similar manners, i.e. physical appearance is important, must be similar in race and religion, and some other criteria. Recently, a topic surfaced on the gay forum: Is Mel Gibson's Passion homophobic? The gays who watched the film argue that Gibson intentionally portrayed Satan and the executioners as drag queens, with heavy eye make-up, etc. This perhaps stemmed from the fact that Gibson previously made homophobic comments.


And now for the jokes:

Q: What time is it when the clock strikes thirteen?
A: Time to repair the clock!

Q: Where do you go to buy elephants?
A: Jumbo Sale!

Q: Why can't skeletons dance?
A: Because they don't have anyBODY to dance with!

and now for my favorite...

Q: What kind of vegetable jumps up and down?
A: SPRING onion!!

Hahahahahahaha............

Oh yeah..one more..

Once there were 3 friends - Mad, Somebody, and Nobody. They were walking along the road together one day when Somebody killed Nobody. Mad saw, and quickly ran to the police station to report what he had seen.
Mad: Sir! I saw Somebody kill Nobody!
Police: Are you mad?
Mad: Yes! Yes! I am Mad!

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The things that Singaporean kids think up. :P